Europe is Our (Insert Female Pejorative Here)
Posted on November 19, 2009 - Filed Under Europe, History, Humor | Leave a Comment
-By Warner Todd Huston
**And now a word from my inner swaggerer…
Europe is a chick’s name. That’s right, you heard me. The word Europa from which Europe is derived is of feminine gender in origin. In Greek mythology Europa was a Phoenician princess abducted by Zeus. Zeus disguised himself as a bull to pull off the [...]
British Eco-Tourists Eaten By Penguins!
Posted on November 17, 2009 - Filed Under Global Warming, Humor, News | Leave a Comment
Ok, not really, but, the fantasies about anthropogenic global warming are getting rather icy
MORE than 100 penguin-loving tourists including dozens from Britain are trapped by ice off Antarctica aboard a Russian ice-breaker cruise ship, officials and the tour operator said today.
The Kapitan Khlebnikov is in a bay near Snow Hill island, located off the northeastern [...]
Chinese PWN Obama During Human Rights Speech
Posted on November 17, 2009 - Filed Under 1st Amendment, Anti-free speech, Bald-face lies, Barack Obama, China, Communism, Congress, Democrats, Fox News, Gov.Censorship, Hillary Clinton, Humor, Hypocrisy/Situational Ethics, Internet, News, State Dept., government media | Leave a Comment
This is the kind of thing that was bound to happen after the Sec. Of State started off the year by telling the Chinese government that human rights were second to economic survival. It’s also the kind of thing a country can do when they hold a huge chunk of the U.S. debt in the [...]
Read More..>>Apple App Store Says Mad Magazine Artist too Mean for Approval
Posted on November 10, 2009 - Filed Under 1st Amendment, Congress, Humor, News, Video | Leave a Comment
-By Warner Todd Huston
I always knew that Mad Magazine was filled with ner-do-wells that will rot your brain and turn you into a big meanie. My teachers in school all told me so… and they were teachers so they must’ve been right. Now the Apple iPhone App store has finally seen the light of reason [...]
Halloween
Posted on October 30, 2009 - Filed Under Holidays, Humor | Leave a Comment
There is a “Halloween edition” of GREENIE WATCH just up.
Posted by John Ray (M.A.; Ph.D.).
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Good Job, Linda Vista P(orn)TA!
Posted on October 28, 2009 - Filed Under Education, Humor, News | 1 Comment
Heh
A “typographical error” resulted in the recall of student T-shirts at Linda Vista Elementary School’s recent jog-a-thon, after a parent called the phone number printed on the back of the shirts and was connected to an adult chat line.
T-shirts were handed out to all students participating in the Oct. 16 jog-a-thon during recess and recalled [...]
Cool! Now There Is A Balloon Boy Game
Posted on October 19, 2009 - Filed Under Child Exploitation, Crime, Hollywood, Humor, News, Stupidity | 1 Comment
It’s pretty darn stupid, but, hey you get to puke out of the balloon!
Of course, Balloon Boys parents are playing their own game, one which they will lose.
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Video: Obama Wins Everything
Posted on October 9, 2009 - Filed Under Barack Obama, Humor, News, Video | 3 Comments
Thanks to Cuffy for this one!
Cuffy should be careful. Obama’s humor Czar just outlawed all Obama/Nobel Peace Prize Jokes.
Best Rush Limbaugh quip: “I don’t believe this! He’s not only the first post-racial president, he’s also the first post-accomplishment.”
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DUmmie Lightworkers Rally on Behalf of Menaced Moon
Posted on October 9, 2009 - Filed Under Delusional Dupes and DUmmies, Humor, News, Psychology, Stupidity, Unhinged | 1 Comment
After scouring the Internet to find something even half as absurd as the Nobel Peace Prize being awarded to the useless sack of self-esteem in the White House as a reward for having accomplished absolutely nothing, the closest thing I could find is this post at Democratic Underground regarding the unconscionable attack on the moon:
On [...]
President Obama Wins Oscar
Posted on October 9, 2009 - Filed Under Barack Obama, Humor | 2 Comments
Just after winning the Nobel Peace Prize, the President was remarking to Press Secretary Gibbs that he had a great idea for a movie. As he started to explain, the phone rang with news that he’d won the Academy Award for Best Picture.
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SNL: Obama’s Two Big Accomplishments; Jack and Squat
Posted on October 4, 2009 - Filed Under Barack Obama, Humor, News, Stupidity, Video | Leave a Comment
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Read More..>>Big Bird Ruins Michelle Obama’s Visit to Sesame Street
Posted on October 1, 2009 - Filed Under 1st Amendment, Humor, Michelle Obama, Video | 5 Comments
Funny stuff!
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Read More..>>Avast! It Be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, Mateys!
Posted on September 19, 2009 - Filed Under Humor | Leave a Comment
Aaar, can ye believe I almost forgot what the day be? After years and years of pirate themed websites, I could almost keelhaul meself for aye on forgettin! Swab the desk, ye scabrous seadogs, and party like only one of the brethren can!
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Read More..>>Friday Fun: Things That Really Matter
Posted on September 18, 2009 - Filed Under Humor, Video | Leave a Comment
Every once in awhile, have to take a step back from the politics to see the stuff that really matters
All eyes will be on former Leafs enforcer Tie Domi and NHL toughguy Bob Probert when they renew their storied rivalry on Oct. 4. But this time, their fight to the death will involve spins, music [...]
Jon Stewart Rips Media for Not Covering ACORN Scandals
Posted on September 16, 2009 - Filed Under ACORN, Barack Obama, Crime, Humor, Journalistic Malpractice, Journalistic incompetence, Liberal Media/Bias, MSM Censorship, News, Video | 2 Comments
Everyone else has it up, so I guess I should too!
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
