What do a Nude Activist and a Vegan Taxi Driver Have in Common?….

Posted on October 21, 2007

They’re both running for mayor of San Francisco….

1) George Davis

occupation: writer, nudist activist

platform to make golden gate park clothing optional, has been harassed by the san francisco police department, wants to head a non-violent cultural movement.

2) Grasshopper Alec Kaplan (yes, this is his real name -ed.)
occupation: vegan taxicab driver

russian. english is his third language. will promote swift removal of bush, cheney, gonzales. provide affordable housing

4) Michael Powers
occupation: nightclub owner

owns the power exchange (nightclub) adult sexual liberation experience. wants to embrace tolerance, and possesses original thinking and social foresight.

5) John Rinaldi
occupation: showman

converted his truck to run on coffee grounds with zero emissions. wants a city that attracts artists, where innovation wins out over gentrification.

6) Harold M. Hoogasian
occupation: florist, coffee farmer

wants to stop budget increases and the cost of living increases (amen!). plans to reduce the number of city employees wherever possible.

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One Response to “What do a Nude Activist and a Vegan Taxi Driver Have in Common?….”

  1. golden phoenix on October 22nd, 2007 10:25 am

    Looks like SAN FRANCISCO has become the nations most wacky places i mean this place is a insane assilum