The best part of wakin’ up…naaaaaaaasty
Posted on April 19, 2007
First Coast News (FLA): Intruder Leaves Maggots in Home
FORT MYERS, FL (AP) — A Lee County woman wants to find out who broke into her house and dumped thousands of maggots on her floor while she and her family slept.
Mary Jo Uhler says she and her family spent more than a day cleaning their home, and they were still finding maggots. Uhler’s daughter Kristina Smith says someone came through the sliding glass door early Sunday morning and dumped them.
Smith says the family had to throw out a sofa and chair, along with other personal possessions that were ruined. The damage could end up costing the family hundreds, if not thousands of dollars. The sheriff’s office is investigating the break-in, but no arrests have been made.
I’m having a hard time deciding what’s worse: juicy maggots on the hardwood or an ACLU attorney in the courtroom. I do know which one is more disgusting to look at and which one I’d rather step on…
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Such a typical right-wing Glib position to take. The argument of
first resort is juvenile sarcasm and/or disgusting insult.
Such a typical left-wing gary position to take. The argument of first resort is to humorlessly argue when I was not even trying to make a point or take a position.
gary — have you ever smiled? You always seem so angry.
I’m always angry around unremitting stupidity that seeks to impose
itself on the rest of the world. Otherwise, I’m delightfully cheery
and gay almost all the time.
Don’t try to be disingenuous: of COURSE you were trying to make a
point: “Maggots or ACLU lawyers…hmmm…so little difference…”
So, so sensitive gary. It’s a joke gary.
Of course I would never seriously insult a maggot by comparing it to an ACLU attorney.
Question gary: If reading this blog makes you so angry and you think the contributors here are best characterized as possessing “unremitting stupidity,” why do you seek such company?
Ever read Proverbs 13:20?
It seems unlikely that someone so gay would WANT to be PO’d every day.
gary if you post comments in what you see as more friendly confines, I would like to get a glimpse of how exactly gary communicates when feeling especially gay. Send me a link that predates today’s exchange.
En pointe:
A joke. Why are right-wing jokes so consistently mean-spirited?
Seeking only the company of like-minded people doesn’t much challenge
one. In fact, there have been right-wing posts made, even on here,
that I’ve had to concede, much to my chagrin.
And a Proverbs 13:18 right back at you.
Basically, the news p-o’s me every day, and probably will until we
get the White House out of the hands of the current crop of incompetent
fascists; this is my way of venting
so that I can be cheerful and gay with the real-life important people
in my daily life.
Gary:
Let me be perfectly clear: most (note: not all) ACLU lawyers give maggots a bad name. My opinion. Shared by many on this site. No one forced you to agree, or even read this CONSERVATIVE blog.
You gasp in horror at “juvenile sarcasm and/or disgusting insult” (your 1st post). Your wording brings nothing to whatever debate your might be trying to contribute to. Responding to “juvenile sarcasm” with snooty contempt only serves to reinforce the hypocrisy of someone who puts himself on the ideological side of those who reacted to announcements that conservatives such as Laura Ingraham or Tony Snow were afflicted with cancer by wishing them a slow and painful death. Don’t come breathing fire in our house when your own obode is burning to the ground right behind you.
“Basically, the news p-o’s me every day, and probably will until we
get the White House out of the hands of the current crop of incompetent
fascists; this is my way of venting so that I can be cheerful and gay with the real-life important people in my daily life.” I personally do not care about what pisses you off; what I do care about is that you have no other way of “venting” other than willfully mingling with the enemy until you whip yourself into a frothing, insulting and demeaning frenzy. Forgive me for surmising that your anger is at least partly self-inflicted. If you don’t like it, stick to Pelosi and Reid’s press releases and to the Daily Kos.
I have been a contributor to this blog long enough to know that all commenters are not in agreement with what is posted here. Most of them, however, do so with something to contribute to the debate. You, on the other hand, only insult and ridicule yourself by spewing forth a personal brand of bile in a place that doesn’t give a flying rat’s fart about it.
If that is all you can do, go crawl back under your rock and waste your time waiting for brown shirted thugs who will never come because they never existed. If they did, your liberal ranks would be severely depleted by now. Surprisingly enough, I still hear your ilk childishly howling to the moon.
Considering I was originally responding to a bilious post that wasn’t
trying to make a point in the first place, it’s kind of funny that
you’re criticizing me for not making a point. Your second point, in
which you try to paint me with the standard brush-off of hypocrisy,
isn’t valid, either. I don’t troll that many blogs, and so I haven’t
been privy to the alleged comments from the left wishing Ingraham and
Snow “a slow and painful death.” If I came across such comments, I would
be equally appalled. My anger is hardly self-inflicted, unless you say
that keeping up with the news is self-inflicting anger. I just come
here in addition to the news to keep informed about how the right-
wing mentality keeps dishonestly spinning the news.
Finally, while you may have been contributing
to this blog for a fair time, in one post you’ve utilized more personal
insult and invective than in my entire online life.