The Homosexual Agenda

Posted on October 31, 2006

Wow, things are heavy this week, what with elections a week away with control of the country hanging in the balance. Then along comes this info from one of my operatives. I always knew there was a homosexual agenda, now we have the proof.

You’ve heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell and others speak of the
“Homosexual Agenda,” but no one has ever seen a copy of it.

Well,someone managed to sneak into Homosexual Headquarters and got a
copy…Here it is:

THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA

6 a.m. Gym

8 a.m. Breakfast (oatmeal and eggwhites)

9 a.m. Hair appointment

10 a.m. Shopping (Macy’s or Nordstrom)

12 p.m. Brunch

2 p.m.
(1) Assume complete control of U.S. Federal, state, and local
governments,as well as all the other national governments
(2) Destroy all healthy marriages
(3) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with militant
homosexuals who seek to recruit children for the homosexual
lifestyle
(4) Bulldoze all houses of worship
(5) Seize control of Internet and all other media
(6) Be utterly fabulous

3 p.m. Beauty treatment to prevent facial wrinkles from the stresses of
world conquest, followed by aromatherapy

4 p.m. Cocktails

5 p.m. Light dinner (soup, salad with arugula & balsamic vinegar
dressing,Chardonnay)

8 p.m. Theater

10 p.m. Cocktails in a charming neighborhood bistro

12 a.m. Bed (du jour)

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3 Responses to “The Homosexual Agenda”

gfactor on November 2nd, 2006 9:52 pm

So whats your take on the agenda?
kender on November 2nd, 2006 9:56 pm

I will be posting the heterosexual agenda soon.
kerwin_brown on November 3rd, 2006 4:06 am

“(4) Bulldoze all houses of worship”

A better and more accurate step 4 would be to convert all religious organizations to following the UU doctrine even if the name on their building is something different.

The American wings of the Presbyterian and Episcopalian churches are good examples of this in action

All Hail The U.N. who are like Greeks bearing gifts.