Baldwin’s 4th Of July Wish: Dick Cheney Dead

Posted on July 6, 2006

Crosspost from Expose the Left
(h/t Noel Sheppard at Newbusters)

Alec Baldwin “writes” on The Huffington Post:

I offer a patriotic fantasy for all of my fellow Americans today, on this 4th of July. It’s a fantasy, so bear with me. I am in a large apartment complex. I turn a corner, and there are a couple of Muslim men wearing headsets, whispering tersely into the microphone. Suddenly, one man erupts and says, “Where is the car? Where is the car? You fool!” They sprint off down the hall. At that instant, Osama Bin Laden comes out of a door. He is oblivious. I make my move. Bin Laden reacts, but too late. We tumble into his upper floor suite. I have him in my grasp and, conveniently, I spy a box cutter on the table. (Hey…it’s a fantasy.) Osama struggles, swearing at me in his native tongue, until I jam the box cutter into his neck. I do it again. Fading, Bin Laden says (this time in English for my benefit) “Good luck with ‘30 Rock’. I am a big Tina Fey fan.”

I gather up the body of the world’s most notorious terrorist and hurl it over the balcony. Then, in the final stroke of luck, Bin Laden lands on Dick Cheney.
God bless America.

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2 Responses to “Baldwin’s 4th Of July Wish: Dick Cheney Dead”

Peace Moonbeam on July 6th, 2006 9:45 pm

Yeah, and all the rest of us want is for him to never make another movie, but that probably won’t happen either.
John on July 7th, 2006 4:11 pm

Hasn’t he moved to France yet? Freakin’ liar.