666: The Day Is Upon Us
Posted on June 5, 2006
Lots of people talking about what tomorrow will bring. If you didn’t know, the date will be the dreaded 6/6/06!!! Of course its just another day, but that won’t stop the paranoid from speculating. There are a few things planned however. Here is a list of things that will be going on tomorrow.
Well, I’m not sure what “violent” prayer is, but that is what some folks will be doing.
Those in hell will be partying!
The remake of the famous horror movie the Omen opens up.
Ann Coulter’s new book, Godless, the Church of Liberalism will come out.
Let me know if you find any more.
Quite a day for marketing. As for the apocolypse, we will just have to wait and see. God hasn’t let me in on that info yet.
Update: Wild Bill comes to the conclusion that Glenn Reynolds is the anti-Christ!!!! This would explain all of the rumors about puppy blending, and that evil laugh. Heh.
Update: I payed a bill today and the confirmation number ended in 666. Not only that but the bill was for $18 which is 6+6+6!!!! But that pales in comparison to this man who is 6 ft 6 and turned 66 on 666!!!!
“I don’t believe the world is going to end because I have 12 years left on my mortgage,” he said. “I don’t think the bank would allow it.”
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Anyone who thinks the date 06/06/06 is the same as the number 666 is a fool or a crook as you have to manipulate data by dropping the 0’s and the dividers in order to make them mass. I am still looking for the mark of the beast that is mentioned a couple verses previously.
I don’t live that far from Hell, and I have the day off tomorrow, so I might drive over there just to see for myself what’s going on. I’ll take plenty of pictures.
I’m sure most will agree with you, but it is a day that we can have some fun with.
You don’t live that far from Hell? That explains a lot. Please make sure to share the photos if you go to the festivities.
Hah! I knew you’d come through on that one. Alley-oop!
Well that is my birthday so you all know what I will be doing. Eating cake and Ice Cream. Sounds more like heaven to me. Oh but I do have to work. Sounds like earth.
Well happy birthday.
Captain Rational,
I thought you were against government endorsement of religion. The party in Hell is as clear an endorsement as the Mt. Soledad cross. You need to be consistent or are you just against endorsing Christianity. I guess you would say Satanism good, Christianity evil. So according to you it is evil to love you neighbor as yourself. Nice to know.
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KB,
Again, I hope you’re kidding, because you’re really starting to make these other guys look like Kennedys. I’m starting to think you’re some wacky conservative caricature or something, but it’s hard to tell. Anyway, I sprained an eye with all the rolling I’ve been doing.
Captain, Hell’s near Ann Arbor, right?
Yep. It’s about 20 miles northwest of Ann Arbor. It was quite an event today. I took a bunch of pictures, and I’ll post them on Don’t Stop the ACLU in a little bit.
Captain Rational,
You go to a party honoring the place of damnation and the number of the beast and you don’t think you are endorsing Satanism. You probably also think that 2+2=16.
I wasn’t honoring or endorsing a damn thing. Even if people were there to endorse Satanism, it wasn’t the government doing the endorsing. Hell, Michigan, doesn’t even have a government!
Hell, Michigan has an unofficial mayor and is under the jurisdiction of the Livingston County government. Since the people of Hell,including the unofficial mayor, sponsored the event then the government did. We are a republic and it is a government of the people by the people and for the people.
Why do you say you were not endorcing Satanism since you were going to a party honoring hell and the number of the beast? That is like going to a birthday party and denying it is in celebration of the quest of honor.
I don’t even know why I keep replying to such silliness. I’m 99% sure you’re joking whenever you comment on this site. Is that Beaming Visionary in disguise? You do a great parody of exxxtreme right-wing thought, and I have to commend you on that, whoever you are.
May Satan be with you always,
Capt. Mortimer T. Rational