Baskin-Robberts New Ice Cream Flavor Honors Obama

In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robberts Ice Cream has introduced Barocky Road, its new flavor.

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all over sized, very bitter, and hard to swallow.

The cost is $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken away and divided up between the people in line behind you. But none of the others get too much and leave unsatisfied.

You are left with an empty wallet and holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.

If you don’t like your new ice cream experience, members of ACORN and the SEIU will surround you, push you around, and call you a racist. The police will ignore this harassment.

Welcome to your Barocky Road experience. Enjoy it… it’s the sort of change you wanted.

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Posted by Warner Todd Huston on April 19, 2010 12:40 pm

» Filed Under ACORN, Barack Obama, Delusional Dupes and DUmmies, Democrats, Economy, Government corruption, Government malfeasance/misfeasance, Healthcare, News, President, Socialism, Taxes, liberalism, social parasites

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One Response to “Baskin-Robberts New Ice Cream Flavor Honors Obama”

  1. Larry T on April 19th, 2010 1:45 pm

    Over priced and under delivered is appropriate for Obama

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