AP Reporting from Wasilla

-By Warner Todd Huston

We just received in our email box the Associated Press working files on the following story…

Palin’s Daughter Arrested in Wasilla for Dangerous Drunk Driving

(AP) WASILLA, ALASKA — The daughter of failed Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin was arrested Thursday in Wasilla for driving drunk.

Bristol Palin, 19, was stopped by officers at about 12:40 a.m. and booked after rude behavior at the Wasilla police station for driving under the influence.

She was held for about five hours and released at about 5:30 a.m. after posting $5,000 bail, officials said.

Bristol Palin is the eldest daughter of failed Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and could be responsible for the loss of Republican John McCain’s bid for president in 2006. After it was discovered she was pregnant out of wedlock, the doomed Palin GOP bid for vice president suffered repeated scandals. Governor Palin was thought to have been a book banner in Wasilla and it was reported that her son, Trig, was really Bristol’s child.

The hypocrisy of the Palin campai….

Wait…

This just in….

Hold on, new facts have come to light. To our newspaper customers, please ignore the last story and substitute this one:

Sen. Kerry’s innocent daughter arrested in LA on DUI

(AP) LOS ANGELES — The daughter of Sen. John Kerry was arrested Thursday in Hollywood for allegedly driving drunk.

Alexandra Kerry, 36, was stopped by officers at about 12:40 a.m. and booked at the Hollywood police station for investigation of driving under the influence, Officer April Harding said.

She was held for about five hours and released at about 5:30 a.m. after posting $5,000 bail, Harding said.

She had no other details but we are sure that John Kerry’s daughter is wholly innocent of these scurrilous charges.

That is all.

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Posted by Warner Todd Huston on November 19, 2009 7:50 pm

» Filed Under Humor, Hypocrisy/Situational Ethics, Journalistic Malpractice, Liberal Media/Bias, Liberal World, News, Sarah Palin, liberalism

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2 Responses to “AP Reporting from Wasilla”

  1. The Watcher on November 19th, 2009 9:46 pm

    I feel really, really sorry for poor Alexandra. It has to be hell for her, going through life looking so much like her dad.

  2. Mike W on November 20th, 2009 3:55 pm

    Kerry`s daughter can use the her body manufactures alcohol defense. If I had not just read it I would never have believed it but researchers have found it to be true.
    http://www.duiblog.com/page/2/

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