To Save Gaia, Let’s All Pee On Compost Heaps
Posted on November 14, 2009
Yet another bit of evidence showing that climate alarmists and other eco-freaks are unhinged wackadoodles
Men should urinate outside on their compost heaps to help fertilise their gardens and save on flushing the lavatory, the National Trust has urged.
The rather unusual practice is already actively encouraged at stately homes around the country where “pee bales” have been deposited in secluded areas of National Trust gardens to allow male members of staff to relieve themselves.
The Trust, which actively campaigns on climate change, said answering the call of nature outside saves both on water and the energy used in flushing the lavatory.
At Wimpole Estate in Cambridgeshire up to 20 male staff are being encouraged to use a straw “pee bale” that is then added to the compost heap and eventually spread on the garden and fields.
Is there any need to discuss how nuts this is? Nope. But, we can always pray three times a day to Mother Gaia to help her cool down. Oh, wait, we are already cooling down.
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Sounds weird, but urine is a great activator for compost.
The genuine surprise here is that they’re not making them sit down to pee on the hay somehow. I’m sure some of the usual suspects are already hard at work…
There really isn’t anything crazy about this. Besides saving water and being an activator for compost, urea is high in nitrogen and one of the best fertilizers.
What’s really crazy is not doing sensible things, that humans have been doing since the onset of agriculture, only because you non-sensically perceive it as some kind of hippie gaia-loving nonsense.
But I suppose if you think peaches come from a can and ribeye comes from the supermarket…
Considering most farmers tend to be conservatives, I think we have a good idea that peaches come from trees and ribeye from cattle.
Now, people who’s entire education is based in public schools….