DUmmie Lightworkers Rally on Behalf of Menaced Moon

Posted on October 9, 2009

After scouring the Internet to find something even half as absurd as the Nobel Peace Prize being awarded to the useless sack of self-esteem in the White House as a reward for having accomplished absolutely nothing, the closest thing I could find is this post at Democratic Underground regarding the unconscionable attack on the moon:

On Friday, the 9th, NASA plans to blast a kinetic weapon into the moon. I will do everything I can to alter the course of that object in order to avoid the colony located in the area that is being targeted. I am not alone in this effort. Light workers around the world have been notified and are on the case.

In my meditation under the stars and moon last night I promised those living beings on the moon that we would do everything we could to keep them from suffering any ill affects from this ill advised launch from earth.

And though I should not have been surprised, I was when I got a response… it was a voice in unison, like the voice of many, a sort of collective response. “We know, and thank you” I then sent the thought that the action of a few is not the action of the many. Again, a response of “We know, and thank you”

And then I held my hands out to the sky and made my promise out loud to accept my birthright and to fulfill promises I made before I came here (incarnate). What happened next was quite unexpected.

From there it starts to get weird — but not weird enough to leave the DUmmie crew behind. Comments gush with support, including promises to send “protective energy” to help the enlightened liberal beings who dwell on the moon but are menaced by America’s military industrial complex.

Chairman Zero’s Science Czar John Holdren has it wrong. We don’t need sterilants in the drinking water. We need Thorazine.

On a tip from Harv. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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One Response to “DUmmie Lightworkers Rally on Behalf of Menaced Moon”

  1. Gordon on October 9th, 2009 8:23 pm

    I heard it too. It was as if a million voices suddenly cried out and were silenced.

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