Comments on: Wearable Carbon Credit Meter

By: lou1785

lou1785 — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 06:12:55 +0000

Is this contraption biodegradeable??

Because, this Orwellian “Green Terror” device will largely be rejected by society resulting in a surplus. So where are you going to dump them?

Maybe proctologists can use the surplus on Al Gore, the Sierra Club, among other tree humpers for rectal exams. – Just a suggestion.

By: Sean

Sean — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 05:54:26 +0000

What you do is keep it at red and then claim you overloaded it and it won’t let you lower your middle finger anymore. Eco-friendly technology tends to be mechanically inefficient, I’m sure it would be believable.

By: Rambotito

Rambotito — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 05:04:56 +0000

I would have posted earlier in my support for this device but the damn thing was dark orange. Had to wait a few.

By: AZfederalist

AZfederalist — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 05:03:48 +0000

Wow, my objective would be to make sure that the thing was glowing red all the time. … and to make sure that every statist in my presence knew it.

By: asda1

asda1 — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 03:05:59 +0000

I think this is a great idea!

Obama should put his logo on it, and force people to wear this on their right hand to exchange currency.

By: corey

corey — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 03:00:57 +0000

hey, why not combine this with Logan’s Run and use it to save health care costs. People reach a certain carbon cutoff and it just starts flashing red. Then they’re collected and “renewed.”

By: Pablo

Pablo — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 02:59:52 +0000

Um, yes. I can’t come into work today. Sick? No, I’m not sick. The planet is sick, and if I come in I’ll only make things worse.

Hey, do I still get paid?