Obama Killed Singer Michael Jackson
One of the most disastrous pieces of legislation in decades, one that will be as ruinous as Smoot-Hawley, came before the House of Representatives on Friday, June 26. This bill will further destroy the economy, wipe out jobs all across the country, and is based on what more and more people understand as the pseudo science of global warming, or globaloney as I like to call it. This piece of garbage is as bad as they come. It’s called the cap and trade bill.
A similar bill like this one has been in play in Australia and it is so bad for their economy, Australia is set to repeal it. Ditto for New Zealand, who’ve suspended it.
Yet the idiots in the House of Representatives, with the traitorous “yes” vote of some 8 quisling Republicans have actually been stupid enough to pass the same sort of nonsense that is proving such a farce everywhere else.
So, what does that have to do with Michael Jackson, pedophile and boy singer? And what did Obama have to do with it?
Well, if the wackos on the extreme left can claim that 9/11 was perpetrated by George W. Bush, I can create a crazy conspiracy theory of my own. And here goes…
Did you notice that no one but us wonks knew anything about the cap and trade bill? It was no where on TV or radio. Even the Internet was nearly taken to its knees, crowding out coverage of this monumentally destructive bill.
And what was it that was on every radio, network TV, and cable show? What else but wall-to-wall coverage of the death of wacko Jacko. Oh, suddenly everybody loved him again and the child abuse charges and million dollar payoffs to quash his actions of pedophilia were suddenly forgotten. He was the bestest again.
Why, Al Sharpton even came on TV to blather that Jackson was the first black man to get whites to like black musicians. Sachmo? Billie Holliday? Stevie Wonder?? Never heard of them. Why, no white person ever liked a black entertainer until Michael Jackson moonwalked into a 10-year-old white boy’s bedroom… literally.
Obama? OK, OK, I’m getting to him.
So, no coverage of the most dangerous piece of legislation since the mistake that caused the Great Depression and led to WWII was seen anywhere because it was all about the death of the gloved one.
Hence, Obama killed the dancing creep so that he could slip through his dangerous, communist inspired, economy-busting mess without having to worry that the sheeple would be alerted — even accidentally — by the media.
There you have it. Obama killed Michael Jackson as a smoke screen in order to stop any news coverage of cap and trade.
See. It’s gotta be true. Hey, this sunray of truth has caused the ringing to stop… oh, wait. There it is.
Lighten up, Francis. It’s the weekend.
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Posted by Warner Todd Huston on June 27, 2009 7:12 am
» Filed Under Cap & Trade, Economy, Humor, News
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