Palin Haters NOW Mad at Juneau Tourism and Outrage Over Little Piper’s Lemonade Stand
-By Warner Todd Huston
Palin hater with cocaine conviction goes after Piper Palin
Tourism has recently been up a little in Juneau, Alaska. More folks than ever have been interested in taking bus tours through Alaska’s capitol city with a major attraction being the Alaska State House where Governor Sarah Palin goes about her daily work. In fact, the tours have been gaining in popularity since before John McCain asked the governor along for his run for the White House. The bus tours are so popular that adorable little Piper has even set up a lemonade stand to sell tourists a glass of lemony goodness to quench their thirst for something wet as well as something cute.
And Palin haters in Alaska are livid. They want the bus tours stopped and little Piper’s stand razed to the ground. Palin Derangement Syndrome strikes again. It’s an ugly, ugly thing, this PDS.
The Juneau Empire has a story of the venom filled Theodore “Chip” Thoma that has cavorted about the city erecting crude, hand-made signs shouting that the bus tours should be stopped. He is a vocal opponent of Governor Palin, naturally, and runs a “group” that he has decided to label Responsible Cruising in Alaska.
Thoma apparently calls himself a “political gadfly” as well as claiming to be an “environmental activist.” He also has a record of filing nuisance ethics complaints against government officials. Additionally, Thoma has a few criminal convictions for drunken driving — at least four during the 1990s in Alaska, and two others in Oregon — as well as one for possession of cocaine. (See Thoma v. Hickel (8/15/97), 947 P 2d 816)
No doubt Thoma will say, “they’re all out to get me!” I’m sure it’s some grand conspiracy. Probably the Bilderbergers, the Jesuits, the Jews and the space aliens set him up. What else could it be?
Now apparently the unsavory Thoma isn’t just mad at the bus tours that he claims will “ruin the neighborhood.” As Joseph Russo has discovered, the tipsy Thoma is also targeting the inoffensive little Piper.
It seems that Governor Palin is so popular with tourists that thousands of people are walking from the docks to the governor’s mansion in an attempt to catch a glimpse of the first family. Mr. Thoma feels that this — along with Piper Palin’s lemonade stand, trampoline and buoy swing — is “bringing down the neighborhood.” It seems that Mr. Thoma doesn’t enjoy the Palin children very much.
What sort of a sick, unhinged man would attack a little girl’s lemonade stand?
But Thoma tried to tell the Anchorage Daily News that this whole anti-bus tour thing “has nothing to do” with the governor and her cute-as-a-button daughter at all.
On the other hand, in that same article, Thoma pinpoints every problem he has with the tours to Palin. Oh, and he’s sure she’s out to get him… just like all those other government officials he’s filed nuisance lawsuits against were.
Methinks Mr. Thoma would be better to spend his money on therapy instead of poster paints and sticks.
This story is yet more proof of the hate and underhandedness of the American left. They know they can’t beat their opponents politically, so they harass, accuse, attack and use the media as a lapdog to do so in order to drive opponents from politics. Instead of relying on truth and the strength of their arguments, the left resorts to thug tactics.
In the end, all I can really say is: well, Mr. Thoma, I know who isn’t going to get a loving spit-comb between his hits of cocaine and bottles of beer!
**UPDATE
Since there was some question by certain types of people if Piper ever had a lemonade stand in the first place (read that to mean leftist hatemongers that are claiming I am lying about it), here is Piper’s Lemonade stand story from the Junea Empire with photo.
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Posted by Warner Todd Huston on May 11, 2009 5:06 am
» Filed Under Delusional Dupes and DUmmies, Democrats, Elections, Journalistic Malpractice, Liberal Media/Bias, Liberal World, News, Sarah Palin, Unhinged, Video, liberalism
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So, this is what the left has come to, attacking tourists and lemonade stands. Yes, that bicycle riding, swinging, giggling, lemonade stand operating menace to society must be brought under control.
If Chip doesn’t like the tours going through his neighorhood, why doesn’t he move, problem solved. Actually, from what I’ve read elsewhere, tourists have been going past the governor’s mansion long before Palin was governor, I wonder if Chip was upset about it then? My bet is that he only became concerned about it within the last several months, let’s say August 29, 2008.
I’d like to see the Palin’s hold daily cookouts, and have a garage sale every Saturday.
As an advocate of the free enterprise system and an avid supporter of the entrepreneurial spirit, let Piper have a childhood since being in the limelight has stripped her of some of the normal activities of a child her age. If more children were given the experience of operating a little lemonade stand or other activity, this country might have more of the population striving to be productive rather than leeching off the government. Realizing there are some of you in Alaska who complain about Piper’s mom no matter what she does, don’t take your spite out on a beautiful, young and energetic girl like Piper.
Well Well Well where are all the real females, mothers, and sisters in this country. Why don’t I hear any real outrage over the treatment of Sarah’s children. Women you need to get off your butts and speak out. If this was Obama’s girls you would praise them unendingly. Go ahead let a dirty drunk and drug user harass a little girl..Pathetic..
What a juvenile attempt to make a neighborhood nutcase (Thoma) the “Joe the Plumber” or Rush Limbaugh of the “Palin-hating” liberals as you put it. Mr. Houston you get an A+ for imagination and an F- for believable reporting. I advise readers to read the original stories along with their comments from “real” Alaskans, thank you.
now piper has more real world business management experience than obama.
dennisintn
Anybody that feels the need to go all the way to Alaska to watch a white trash family going about its business and drinking some nasty kid’s lemonade is more than welcome to, as far as I’m concerned.
The Palins are human garbage. I wouldn’t wipe my feet on any of them. They are classless, uneducated yahoos, but an unending source of humor and jokes, so I cut them some slack.
And truth be known, Piper will probably end up like her Mom and her sister – knocked-up at seventeen with the potential to be the punch line of a joke, if her family is able to retain enough of their “fame” for anybody to care…
My Lord. another tennessee commentor is proof that even when the anti-American Lefty misfits win, they’re still the most miserable scumbags on earth.
What’s the matter? Obama refuse you open mouth again?
And dennisintn,
I couldn’t agree with you more…
A garage sale wouldn’t be beneath Gov. Grifter actually….good idea. Sarah had great luck selling her naughty red monkey stripper high heels with a box of kleenex included on ebay for over $2,000.000. I’d say skip the garage sales at the gov mansion in Juneau since we all know they never live there & go the ebay route! Just like the jet she lied about selling the gov’s jet on ebay! Go Palin’s…Alaska’s most expensive welfare family!
Norma,
I guess Obama refused your open, drooling mouth as well…
norma jeff and tennessee obot why don’t you go jump in front of a train