Democrats Manbag Push Bearing Fruit

I was going to write something up regarding the Washington Times story, Hezbollah uses Mexican drug routes into U.S., which would go along well with my previous “told ya so!” story about The Economist today. But, this is a lot more fun, and, if you’ll excuse the hyperbole, insidious

So you think Bridezilla is scary, what with her tears and temper tantrums?

Just wait till you meet her opposite number: Groomzilla.

He’s bigger, bolder, louder. And increasingly, he’s muscling in on territory previously ruled by the bride, her mother and possibly a wedding planner.

“We’re seeing grooms becoming more involved in the wedding plans — everything from choosing the venue down to the minutest details,” says Rob Johnsen, 38, co-owner of mywedding.com, a leading online wedding guide.

You know, and I mean this without being insulting to gays, the only time a man should be involved in planning the wedding is when it is a man-man ceremony. And, I bet they get women to plan their weddings. Because it’s just not manly.

“It’s the rise of Groomzilla,” he says. “We thought it would be fun to find the biggest Groomzilla in the country, so we launched a contest.”

That was three weeks ago, and the entries are still flooding in. There are grooms demanding specific color schemes, flowers, food, china patterns and officiants. Others are vetting the bridesmaids dresses — and even the bride’s choice of bridesmaids.

This is what is known as the woosification of the American male, brought to you by liberal/progressive ideals. What happened to the good old days – you know, last year – when the smartest thing a man could do is just show up for the wedding. Sheesh!

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Posted by William Teach on March 28, 2009 10:19 am

» Filed Under Democrats, Humor, Liberal World, News

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3 Responses to “Democrats Manbag Push Bearing Fruit”

  1. bear1909 on March 28th, 2009 11:27 am

    they will be left with their petards at their knees when the first Hezbollah blast rocks their neighborhoods.

    this is not about the whoosification of the American male: it is one more ridiculous symptom of the whoosification of American media.

    Take Keith Olbermann and “Blondie Leg Tingler”….i mean c’mon guys, just step out of the closet already.

  2. ram on March 28th, 2009 12:52 pm

    The manbag is an excellent idea. It is far easier to carry the extra magazines for your larger caliber pistols if you have a manbag.

  3. Jaded on March 28th, 2009 5:54 pm

    40+ years of liberal indoctrination and men have become wimps! This chick would DUMP a wussy in a minute if he though he was going to tell me how to run my wedding…..but I have been married for 21 years!

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