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Allahu Akboom! ‘Spolding Is Fun!

Heh heh

KABUL, March 26 (Reuters) – A would-be suicide bomber accidentally blew himself up on Thursday, killing six other militants as he was bidding them farewell to leave for his intended target, the Interior Ministry said.

“The terrorist was on his way to his destination and saying good-bye to his associates and then his suicide vest exploded,” a statement from the ministry said.

I suspect his virgins are going to be dudes for this incompetence. If there are any left.

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Posted by William Teach on March 26, 2009 9:37 pm

» Filed Under Humor, News, RoP, War On Terror

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7 Responses to “Allahu Akboom! ‘Spolding Is Fun!”

  1. Dave M on March 26th, 2009 10:48 pm

    Today’s “feel good” story…

  2. MarkJ on March 26th, 2009 11:25 pm

    Those “work accidents” are a bitch. And good luck filing for an insurance claim through “Mutual of Jihad.” ;)

  3. Mary Lou Welz on March 27th, 2009 4:23 am

    Sounds like a de ja vu al la Bill Ayers Gang.

  4. T F Stern on March 27th, 2009 8:08 am

    Maybe he had one of those thumb activated explosive vests, the kind where once you press down on the button you have to keep the pressure on it so if you ever let go the bomb goes off. As he said goodbye to his friends gave him the thumbs up sign which he returned.

    I think I saw some of his relatives on a video taken by a helicopter crew watching some fools try to dig an unexploded artillery shell out of the ground by digging with their AK47 rifles. It was going so well right up until it blew 4 or 5 of them into the land of virgins.

  5. BackwardsBoy on March 27th, 2009 10:34 am

    Translation error: There’s really only one virgin and she’s 72 years old.

  6. eaglewingz08 on March 27th, 2009 11:58 am

    The NYPost reports today 3.27.09, that the IDF/
    IAF bombed to smithereens a terrorist supply convoy of 16 trucks in Sudan, near the Egyptian border, in January. The trucks were on their way into Egypt and from there, to supply HAMASS.
    Great work IDF, kudos!

  7. eaglewingz08 on March 27th, 2009 11:59 am

    Backwards, that’s why many people translate it as 72 raisins (a seventy two year old arab woman may definitely bear a striking resemblance to 72 raisins or raisins to the 72nd power).

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