Nancy Pelosi: We’ll lose 500 million jobs A MONTH without a stimulus package!

Posted on February 4, 2009

OH NO! Unless we pass the stimulus package, we’re going to lose 500 MILLION JOBS a MONTH! EVERYONE PANIC!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!!1!!!1!!!

So, let’s see… there are approximately 300 million people living in the United States at the last census count. But somehow, we’re going to lose 500 million jobs? A month?! And all because we won’t bend over and take it with a great big smile on our faces. Heaven forbid Americans actually question what Democrats are trying to do in Washington! I guess we better shut our traps and just let them go ahead with their massive $800 billion pork-laden spending spree, because otherwise, we are clearly screwed.

Hear that, all you conservative right-wingers? All of you Blue-Dog Democrats? There will be no hesitating at all to accept the Porkzilla Plan. Everyone needs to just stop worrying so much and let the Democrats sink the economy. I mean, jeez. What’s the deal with all of this “thinking for yourselves” baloney? Obama is in office, people! We’ve got hope’N'change now! You’re supposed to just be mindlessly swallowing everything we say! Got that??

In all seriousness, I think this little slip-up shows a few different things. First, it shows how completely out of touch Nancy Pelosi is… although, when you’re getting up into the trillions I can see how it can be difficult to keep track. Second, it shows how quickly Nancy Pelosi is willing to try to use fear to get what she wants. Third, and most telling, it just goes to show how journalism is completely dead right now. If Sarah Palin or John McCain had said this three and a half months ago, the media would’ve plastered it all over the news as a major headline in every newspaper and on every network. But because it’s Nancy Pelosi, there’s nothing. Crickets chirping.

Oh, and remember — this is supposed to be the bestest, most ethical, least corrupt, most awesome Congress EVAH!

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8 Responses to “Nancy Pelosi: We’ll lose 500 million jobs A MONTH without a stimulus package!”

  1. William Teach on February 4th, 2009 5:25 pm

    If it had been Sarah Palin who said that, can you imagine the media furor over this?

  2. e of usa on February 4th, 2009 5:35 pm

    Let’s all hope Nancy P is in the next round of job cuts. Worthless SkanK!

  3. Bill Gillen on February 4th, 2009 5:53 pm

    And 50 people have died in the ice storm and Obama has not even called in FEMA. Obama hates white people.

    http://www.citizenrock.org/blog/

  4. Exposed Heads on February 4th, 2009 6:12 pm

    It’s the only way “Progressives” can motivate the masses. Get everyone to believe there is some calamity and crisis that only they can solve – all of which are fabricated and promoted by them.

    IE: Global warming, Financial collapse, Global poverty, etc.

    Hey – check out my new YouTube – I mention the ACLU: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wba2qc0Nv1E

  5. pat on February 6th, 2009 11:26 am

    Wow — first time here on the website. Gotta tell ya… not impressed. Kinda “I wish we had a king not a democracy” attitude here. Heck — probably though GWB was a king. I’d like to give a shout out to Sara Palin and her running mate Senator McCain. Next time dig up the corpse of Ronny Reagan and put him on the ticket — a dead guy would have been better — even that ol’ nut job.

  6. pat on February 6th, 2009 11:44 am

    http://money.cnn.com/2009/02/06/news/economy/jobs_january/index.htm

    quick follow-up– as she corrected herself to 500,000 jobs she was dead on.

    Still think there are weapons of mass destruction…? other than Rummy’s Pentagon, of course…

  7. Dash RIPROCK III on February 11th, 2009 12:56 am

    Where did you get the idea that she quickly corrected herself? Chris Wallace had to correct her. You can visit my website to see both videos of Pelosi making an idiot out of herself. You might be interested to know that YouTube is filled with videos of Bill Clinton and Al Gore stating that Iraq was hiding weapons of mass destruction. They even were critical of George HW Bush for not getting the job done. I guess you’re just another liberal with a short memory. Anyone wanting to watch three stupid democrats trying to do simple math may click here:
    National Leaders can’t do simple math.
    Click here for four examples.

    http://hootervillegazette.blogtownhall.com/

    The story contains links to the vids.
    If Palin or McCain had made any of the comments contained in the above link, the MSM would have been all over it. Instead, they circled their wagons to protect them.

  8. Dash RIPROCK III on February 11th, 2009 1:03 am

    Obama, Biden, and Pelosi, also known as the President of the U.S.A. and the next two in line, can’t do simple math.

    Two view four examples of the three stooges failing to grasp even the simplest math concepts, click the following link:

    http://hootervillegazette.blogtownhall.com/

    The story does contain video links.

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