Why not? It’s not like anyone down there is murderous scum bent on killing innocent people. *cough*

“The first was signing a proclamation declaring 20 January 2009 a national day of renewal and reconciliation.”

Obama? Giant ego? Can these things possibly go together? … Apparently yes.

“signed an order closing Guantanamo Bay detention center, but has no idea where to put the jihadis”

Of course, intelligent people would’ve waited to announce closing Guantanamo Bay until they knew where the inmates would be sent.

“signed an order closing CIA “black sites.” In the process, he told the world how many there were, which was, you know, secret”

Ah, but Obama is all about transparency – unless it’s something that could be damaging to him. (”Blago? Never met him before in my life and was never even in the same galaxy as him.”)

“Blew off Medal of Honor recipients”

But he had so many balls dedicated to him to go to that night. I mean, why go honor people that deserve it more than anyone else?

“Reversed policy which had previously stopped federal money from being used for abortions, including abortions around the world”

Abortion-man strikes again.

“Blew off bipartisanship, which he had promised would be part of his administration (say, has he nominated a Republican for anything yet?)”

What can you expect from a man that frequently voted along party lines through his career – y’know, when he wasn’t just voting ‘present’?

“Got in a spat with a reporter who actually asked him a tough question”

Given that things like the economy will not be as easy to fix as Obama and his supporters think, I have a feeling we’ll be seeing this a lot in the future.

“Sided with Bush in a spying case”

This one I’ll spot him.

“Bombed Pakistan”

This one, too.

“Goes after a private citizen engaged in Free Speech”

Well, it’s not like there’s an important document out there (like, say, the Constitution, for example) that guarantees freedom of speech for all citizens. *cough part 2*

“Sent Robert Byrd and Ted Kennedy to the hospital (OK, not Barry’s fault, but, if Bush can be blamed for everything…..)”

Oh, that is mean… but funny.

“Pissed off press photogs by not inviting them to take some photos of him and Rham Emanuel in the Oval Office for the first time”

Gee, I don’t know if I wanna pick on Obama for this considering I have so much disdain for most of the press.

“Called Mahmoud Abbas as his first overseas call as President”

Oh, I’m sure Israel just loved that.

“Tightened the rules on lobbyists in his administration, then blew them off and hired a lobbyist”

Hypocrisy? From Obama? You must be joking?

Better start calling your congressmen.

Well, that’s your problem right there. If they don’t like us, they’ll attack us, correct? So you do actually care what they think, you just don’t think you do. You probably think that the only solution to stop people from attacking us is to bomb the hell out of them, but the people you are bombing are human beings, not animals, which means they most likely have a reason for attacking. If we just attack them, more problems are created. Obviously attacking the Taliban for an act of war was the right decision, but declaring war on an ideology was not, because people don’t just blow themselves up for no reason. Compared to them we are giants, and now that we’ve messed up the war in Afghanistan because of the at one very long period of time almost failing war in Iraq, our problems will only increase, and you can thank George W. Bush for that. He attacked Iraq, which in turn gave the Jihadis even more incentive to join and recruit members, and which also diverted us away from our real terrorist enemies in Afghanistan and Pakistan. If we stop giving them more reasons to attack us, then most likely they’ll stop. And if they don’t, then at least they can’t use our actions to justify their attacks, and then the rest of the world and the majority of the American people would support an offensive against them.