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APB For One Rahm Emanuel

Posted on January 8, 2009

-By Warner Todd Huston

Washington has issued an APB for former Representative and putative Chief of staff for the Obama White House Rahm Emanual. Emanuel is 5′ 7″ tall, slight of build and has salt and pepper hair. He is known to cuss like a sailor. He was last seen on December 12th claiming he is getting “death threats” over his multiple meetings with corrupt Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich.

Emanuel has been known to hang around with several unsavory characters in the past. It is commonly known that Emanuel has been a close confidant to impeached presidents and senators that have experienced intense sniper fire in Bosnia.

If anyone has seen or heard from Rahm Emanuel, please alert the media. Apparently they have forgotten he exists.

That is all.

» Filed Under Democrats, Government ethics/corruption, Journalistic Malpractice, Liberal Media/Bias, News


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5 Responses to “APB For One Rahm Emanuel”

  1. Christine on January 8th, 2009 1:06 pm

    Please post an alert for Joe Biden as well. He has not been seen or heard from in weeks!

  2. snaggletoothie on January 8th, 2009 2:10 pm

    And, why oh why, won’t they let Michelle O. talk?

  3. Maggie Thornton on January 8th, 2009 3:24 pm

    Love that milk carton!

  4. Dan on January 9th, 2009 12:36 am

    Check your daylife.com and turn on your TV’s. Rahm’s been in the news at least every other day. Are you stupid?

  5. Warner Todd Huston on January 9th, 2009 1:24 am

    Apparently the simple concept of humor is to steep a concept for one so simple-minded as Danny boy.

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