Save The Polar Bears, Er, Humans!!!
Ya know, the whole global warming/climate change is great for polar bears, especially those that want to lose a few pounds. Eating all those blubber rich seals can really pack on the pounds, so, a little variation in the diet to a low fat one can really help out: Chilling game of hide and seek with a hungry polar bear
There are few things more enjoyable on a freezing day than a vigorous game of tag followed by a hearty meal.
Unless you’re supposed to be the main course, that is.
These pictures show how close one man came to being a polar bear’s dinner.
Check the photos out. I hope that guy was wearing some Depends and followed Mom’s advice to have clean underwear in the glove compartment!
Environmentalists have warned that there could be as few as 22,000 left in the wild, and that they face extinction because the ice they live on is melting.
Wildlife groups have warned that increasing numbers of the giant bears have been spotted near towns and villages because they are trying to scavenge food.
Blah blah blah. More then likely, they are just lazy bears and are bored with seals. Anyhow, respectible scientists, not hysterical sharlatons looking in to their crystal balls, say the polar bear populations are doing just fine. But, why don’t you climahysterics go north and find out for yourself?
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Posted by William Teach on December 29, 2008 11:34 am
» Filed Under Global Warming, Humor, News, Science/pseudo-science, environmentalism
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