Andrew Sullivan Award Of The Day

They say it takes all kinds. These kinds we can do without

New Bedford fire officials say a homeowner using a blowtorch to melt ice on his back porch set the home on fire causing up to $30,000 in damage.

Is there really any point in going farther? Well, yeah

It took 25 firefighters to subdue the blaze that damaged bedrooms in the second- and third-floor units, and caused damage to the structure and wiring.

See, the problem is that it was an apartment building. So, his little stunt messed up other people. Unfortunately, he is not being considered for a Darwin Award, nor is he being charged. Henceforth, all major league idiots will be awarded the Andrew Sullivan award for going beyond stupidity.

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Posted by William Teach on December 23, 2008 7:51 pm

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2 Responses to “Andrew Sullivan Award Of The Day”

  1. Angie on December 24th, 2008 3:31 am

    Well, he can’t get a Darwin because he didn’t do humanity (and the gene pool) a favor by doing himself in.

  2. USNA Ancient on December 26th, 2008 12:17 am

    I would expect that Andrew Sullivan’s intelligence so far exceeds yours that any meaningful correlation is useless. Anything above 0 would surpass your’s.

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