Your G’itmo Playlist Ain’t Phat Update

And you thought Christina Aguilera music for the Club G’itmo vacationers was bad?

Blaring from a speaker behind a metal grate in his tiny cell in Iraq, the blistering rock from Nine Inch Nails hit Prisoner No. 200343 like a sonic bludgeon.

“Stains like the blood on your teeth,” Trent Reznor snarled over distorted guitars. “Bite. Chew.”

The auditory assault went on for days, then weeks, then months at the U.S. military detention center in Iraq. Twenty hours a day. AC/DC. Queen. Pantera. The prisoner, military contractor Donald Vance of Chicago, told The Associated Press he was soon suicidal.

Sounds like my SUV driving to work. More classic rock and heavy metal then the newer stuff, though.

Ok, complaining by the musicians and arts, whining in favor of the jihadis from the media and then, presto and tada!

barney and bushNot all of the music is hard rock. Christopher Cerf, who wrote music for “Sesame Street,” said he was horrified to learn songs from the children’s TV show were used in interrogations.

“I wouldn’t want my music to be a party to that,” he told AP.

Bob Singleton, whose song “I Love You” is beloved by legions of preschool Barney fans, wrote in a newspaper opinion column that any music can become unbearable if played loudly for long stretches.

“It’s absolutely ludicrous,” he wrote in the Los Angeles Times. “A song that was designed to make little children feel safe and loved was somehow going to threaten the mental state of adults and drive them to the emotional breaking point?”

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Posted by William Teach on December 9, 2008 10:39 pm

» Filed Under Humor, Liberal Media/Bias, National Security, News, RoP, War On Terror, terrorism

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3 Responses to “Your G’itmo Playlist Ain’t Phat Update”

  1. Katie on December 10th, 2008 6:52 am

    Sounds just like every parent of a teenager has to put up with.

    So where’s the torture?

  2. gooniebird on December 10th, 2008 11:11 am

    Show a image of COKIE MONSTER eating a cookie with the cresent and star on it have OSCAR THE GROUCH wearing a turban or carrying one of those muhamed cartoons

  3. Vic Mackey on December 10th, 2008 12:18 pm

    I could of told you that the barney song would drive someone crazy the first time I heard it.

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