Know What Else Is Bad For You? Carol Singers
Good thing there are people like these nanny state mall managers to make sure we are tucked in properly
Carol singing brownies have been banned from a Hemel Hempstead shopping centre because they are considered a health and safety risk.
Little girls from the West Herts guides have sung for pensioners at a special late night Christmas shopping event in Marlowes for more than a decade.
But the centre’s managers decided they would not be invited to this year’s event because they would obstruct fire escape routes.
Surely coming to a mall in America soon via the Brits.
PS: I want to make sure you all are safe this Christmas season, so, take heed
Rocking around the Christmas tree could be one of the quickest ways to land in hospital as the party season gets into full swing, The Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents warned today.
Gift wrappings, cards, glue and adhesive tape are likely to claim hundreds of victims.
Make sure you get guests, friends, and family members to sign a liability waiver.
Via Cranmer
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Posted by William Teach on November 29, 2008 1:16 pm
» Filed Under 1st Amendment, Anti-Americanism, Bigotry, Christmas, Church And State, Constitution, Liberal World, News, Political Correctness
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Gah! Is there no end to government idiocy? Apparently not.
I completely agree with this. Carolers have impeded my egress from their presence in the past. Trying to escape those tykes singing seasonal carols off key is absolutely impossible when they block the exit doors.
As for the scotch tape and wrapping paper warning I completely understand that also. I spent most of december 1987 wrapped in paper festooned with bells and sleighs after a tragic wrapping accident which left me covered in paper with my mouth tapes shut slightly behind the christmas tree. Imagine everyones surprise on Christmas morning hen they opened me up, starving, dehydrated and seriously needing to use the restroom. They thought I had simply gone to bermuda for the holidays and hadn’t bothered to look for me….but then again what are families for, eh?
This sounds like a Monty Python sketch. You could just see the Royal Society workers in their offices, in fetal positions after they tried to package an irregularly shaped object, and somehow taped their hands togeter and hanged themselves from the light socket.
It would be interesting to see how The Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents intend us to celebrate Christmas. Most likely, sitting quietly, with folded hands, in an adequately lit room, trying not to get too excited.