Waffles: America Is Back As Leader On Climate Change

Failed rented Democrat presidential contender is apparently applying for Jimmy Carter’s job as irrelevant pontificator, popping up now and then to make weird bloviations

After eight years of resisting cap-and-trade proposals as offered in the Kyoto Protocol, for instance, America is back as a leader on the issue of climate change and will press ahead with policy changes that address environmental and economic challenges that are now interlinked, according to Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.)

With scientific evidence weighing in favor of the idea that global warming is man made, it is imperative for the global community to shift away from dependence on fossil fuels and to a green economy as a matter of survival, Kerry said.

“You can’t be half-pregnant on this issue,” he said. “You can’t accept the science and say ‘yes, global warming is man made and yes, climate change is happening faster than the scientists in fact thought it was going to,’ and then not accept the same scientific conclusions with respect to what that impact is and what we’re already witnessing.”

Then he got in his big luxury car and went back to his really big mansion. Then try a little revisionist history

“We cannot repeat the mistakes of the Kyoto Protocol where disagreement over the structure resulted in the president signing a treaty the Senate would never ratify,” Kerry said. “We intend to be a full partner with the administration in defining the contours of a global agreement and leading the global community in addressing this challenge.”

Say, John? Weren’t you in that Senate that voted 95-0 against signing Kyoto? And weren’t you one of the Senators who voted that day? Yes you were! And didn’t President Clinton follow the Senate, and never sign the Kyoto Protocol and send it to the Senate for ratification, especially because it would decimate the economy over which he presided? That’s right, he did not sign it, Waffles. Al Gore signed it in a grand symbolic gesture, which, being the Vice President, had no force of law.

“It’s a very exciting time, it’s a moment we’ve been waiting for, for many of us, for some period of time – well, for eight years to be blunt,” he said. “We intend to pick up the baton and really run with it here.”

How did Waffles forget to include his own Senate vote? Huh? He was just going for a bit of BDS? Ah.

Now, let’s all go outside and see what below average temps feel like on the day before Thanksgiving.

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Posted by William Teach on November 26, 2008 10:08 am

» Filed Under Cap & Trade, Democrats, Global Warming, News, Science/pseudo-science

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One Response to “Waffles: America Is Back As Leader On Climate Change”

  1. Kimberly Anderson on November 30th, 2008 11:54 pm

    Global warming is NOT man-made it is God made and Senator Kerry can shove it. What about the people of American who need jobs, what about the homeless, what about the children? What about the psychotics in jail, who should be getting treatment in an institution? What about helping the Red Cross more, what about giving money to the Americans? Our country was founded on the Church and God, but look where it is now…global warming…hah, so very not funny!

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