The Worst Result Of Global Warming Ever!

This is horrible. Terrible. Tragic. We need to do something immediately to stop global warming. I am now a believer. They have converted me. Let’s get on the ball, folks, and stop the output of CO2, otherwise, we will lose a precious commodity

Haggis is at risk of dying out due to of global warming.

The meat pudding is known to children as a rare tartan creature found only in the Highlands but the rise of the common parasite lung worm, which is thriving due to global warming, is putting it at risk.

Haggis is made from a sheep’s stomach, which is stuffed with oatmeal and minced intestines. But butchers are finding it more and more difficult to get hold of the principle ingredient of sheep’s lung, as so many are infected with lung worm.

Gross.

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Posted by William Teach on October 8, 2008 9:01 am

» Filed Under Global Warming, Humor, News

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5 Responses to “The Worst Result Of Global Warming Ever!”

  1. gooniebird on October 8th, 2008 9:59 am

    The biggist sourse of HOT AIR comes from AL GORE,GREENPEACE,HOLLYWOOD,LIBERALS, and the other various eco-freak groups around

  2. The Machine on October 8th, 2008 1:29 pm

    This just in, trying to eat the entrails of warm blooded animals may pose some problems with public safety.

    !

  3. William Teach on October 8th, 2008 3:29 pm

    I was going to leave y’all with a nice picture of Haggis, but, it’s disgusting, and I had to get to work :)

  4. Angie on October 8th, 2008 7:35 pm

    Somewhere out there, someone is saying: Give it to ‘em anyhow. They’re probably poor and uneducated anyhow, won’t know the difference, they’ll just keep breeding like rats and no one really cares about them, unless they can be used for posters to promote liberal ideals, right?

    Population control.

  5. Ian Pattinson on October 9th, 2008 8:27 am

    Haggis is great, providing you don’t overcook it and make it too dry. Serve it with neeps and tatties and a little bit of butter. (Or as I had it in Edinburgh the week before last, coated in batter and deep fried.)

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