Little Known Facts About Sarah Palin, AKA The SarahCuda
Posted on September 3, 2008
Found in my inbox;
Sarah Palin’s Rice Bubbles don’t go snap, crackle, pop..they go “Oh sh*t…quiet!!!..here she comes..”
Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience.
Sarah Palin always beats the point spread.
Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.
When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper’s body because she threw him from the plane.
Sarah Palin can divide by zero.
Global Warming doesn’t kill polar bears. Sarah Palin kills polar bears, with her teeth.
Sarah Palin knows how old the Chinese gymnasts are.
Russia sold Alaska to America because Sarah Palin would not bow to autocracy.
Alaskan wolfpacks give Sara Palin first dibs on their kills.
Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.
Sarah Palin drives a Zamboni to work.
Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard.
We’ll never know who would win a cage match between Chuck Norris and Sarah Palin because no cage ever constructed can hold her.
Sarah Palin isn’t allowed to wield the gavel at the convention because they’re afraid she’ll use it to kill liberals.
Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.
Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.
Little-known fact: “Sarah Palin” is an adopted name. Her birth name is unknown, but her brother’s birth name was “Kal-El.”
Sarah Palin told Mother Nature to calm down and stop spoiling her party: Gustav immediately dropped to Cat 2
When Sarah Palin smiles, Chuck Norris hides.
Sarah Palin doesn’t need to hunt bears, they give her their skins and then beg for mercy.
A deadly snake bit Sarah Palin once..after three days of nausea, pain, vomiting, chills, fever and convulsions….the snake died.
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LOL!
Little kids have nightmares about monsters. Monsters have nightmares about Sarah Palin.
Be the kind of woman when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says “Oh crap, she’s up”
Litte known fact, Sarah Palin can in fact touch the “Almighty, Ever Powerful” Barack Obama, and I believe she knocked him the [edited] out with her speech last night.
Chuck Norris got his butt kicked by Sarah Palin.
Wow, how ridiculously unfunny these are. At least the Chuck Norris ones were funny. And at least they made sense.
Joe, I’d wagerr right about now you were wishing you hadn’t had that humorectomy.