All Hail Supreme Leader Lord Ceasar Barackales Obamacrates!

Posted on August 28, 2008

With the news of Barackales stage at Invesco Field being made to look like a Greek Temple one just can’t help but wonder how large this ego is going to grow. I swear it’s like a tumor. If it gets big enough it may become like a small new moon and affect the tides. Maybe Barackales foresaw this coming and was speaking the truth when he said his nomination was the moment the seas would cease rising. Apparently he was aware of how large his ego would get and saw the sea change coming (pun completely intended).

First it was the Obama Seal and now this? I know the White House is large but we’re going to need to build a new capital in the vast open spaces of the west to hold this mans head if it keeps growing like it is. Then again, maybe it will get big enough to make his ears look normal.