ACLU Sues Science for Institutional Racism
Posted on August 17, 2008
The ACLU, acting on a request by anonymous defendants has vowed to sue “Science” and all those employed in the scientific field under a class action lawsuit as an inherently racist institution for, among other things, the use of the term “black hole.” A black hole is a region of space in which the gravitational field is so powerful that nothing, not even light, can escape its pull.
ACLU Spokeswoman for the Office of Political Correct Thinking, Whiney Crabenmoan said “In this day and age the use of racially charged phrases such as “black hole” have no place in a society which values tolerance above all else. As soon as we clear this up and force science to use more racially accepted terms, such as “colorless region of gravity intense galactic area” we plan on going after Betty Crocker and the entire food industry for such racially charged terms as “angel food” and “devil’s food” to describe certain types of cakes. Ascribing such ephemeral properties to food by color, thereby tacitly stating that white is good and heavenly while black is evil and bad is also not to be tolerated.”
More on this as it develops.
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Alright, you got me….
Let’s see how many conservatives think this is serious like how they thought Lucius Traveler was a real spokesman for the ACLU.
Nice satire.
Let’s see how many conservatives think this is serious like how they thought Lucius Traveler was a real spokesman for the ACLU.
Probably not as many as liberals who are stupid enough to think the word “niggardly” has anything to do with race.
Any sane and rational judge will throw this out of court and fine the ACLU for court costs and legal fees.
Now thats funny, I don’t care who you are
Well, the reason conservatives are gullible enough to believe this is that the ACLU would very likely do something this stupid.