Comments on: Anti-gun activist stabbed to death

By: Joseph

Joseph — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:48:45 +0000

A woman in my home town died of botulism from eating tomato soup from a can that was improperly sealed. Logically, we must ban soup of all variety.

Also, a teenager that was street racing ran his car into a bridge support and died upon impact. Bridges are obviously dangerous so outlawing them would make me sleep better at night.

And lastly, when I was off-roading with a Jeep club a girl on the trail stepped on a hornet’s nest and was repeatedly stung. She was allergic to Hornets so all that we could do was give her an antihistimine that someone had and rush her to a hospital 20 minutes away. She barely lived having nearly asphyxiated en route to the hospital. So PLEASE support my ban on BEES, WASPS, HORNETS, and YELLOJACKETS!!!! SAVE LIVES!!!

By: Wit

Wit — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:27:32 +0000

Let’s not forget coat hangers, quite handy for a multitude of murders, especially unborn children.

By: The Whole Bird

The Whole Bird — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:24:45 +0000

Anti-Gun Brit Killed by Irony…

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By: Bill

Bill — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:21:57 +0000

Sticks and stones must be outlawed! Ban them! Only the government should have sticks and stones. Why, they’re capable of breaking bones!

And as far as calling people names, well, yes they can hurt. Which is why we’re imposing speech codes and codifying thought crimes. Welcome to the new liberal utopia.

By: Lars

Lars — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:45:56 +0000

I can’t believe you forgot hands… which I believe were the first tools used in murder.

By: Mister Prickly

Mister Prickly — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:06:23 +0000

Walking-sticks and canes make great weapons.

By: loboinok

loboinok — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:03:26 +0000

Anti-gun activist stabbed to death

What irony!

By: christmasghost

christmasghost — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:27:54 +0000

you forgot spoons…oh wait, they are handy for scooping out your minds eye….for instance when we all were exposed to that “lovely” picture of bill and hill on the beach.
shudder…..just thinking about it has me looking for a spoon……….

but seriously, they haven’t found the murderer of her son? maybe they should talk to the grandson…ahem…….