As the Good Book Says……
“Smite those that lay before you lies and deceit, casting them from the city gates and divide their possessions amongst the pious, laying waste to their reputations and good family names. Also take from them any investments in the markets, giving unto the Lord the profits from their sins, and drag them through the streets behind thy blessed Hummer when they advocate the destruction of sovereignty.”
Oh wait….the Bible DOESN’T say that? Who cares? If Nancy “The Shrew” Pelosi can make up Bible verses why can’t I? What surprises me is it took someone this long to realize she has been using a made up Bible Verse….I bet if she misquoted the Koran it wouldn’t take two and a half years for someone to say something.
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Posted by kender on April 24, 2008 11:06 pm
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Hey, somebody put my mind at ease: Quentin Tarantino didn’t make up that “the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men” bit, did he? I mean, there really is an Ezekiel 25:17 in the Bible, isn’t there? Cause I would be, like, crushed if that wasn’t right there between the covers …
Hilarious. Nothing works quite like good sarcasm. Linked.