Woman Stuck to Toilet Seat After Sitting On It For 2 Years!

Posted on March 13, 2008

I saw this over at Ace’s yesterday and linked it, but now Hot Air found video…so I gotta give it a post of its own. I almost didn’t believe it was real!

Here is the story:

WICHITA, Kan. (AP) - Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend’s toilet after sitting on it for two years.
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman’s 36-year-old boyfriend.

“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself.”

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

“And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,’” Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”

Yikes!

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4 Responses to “Woman Stuck to Toilet Seat After Sitting On It For 2 Years!”

John Austin TX Personal trainer on March 15th, 2008 12:22 pm

They are thinking of charging the boyfriend. They should charge the girl with trespassing.

The boyfriend is an enabler. All he had to do was to stop feeding her. She would eventually get up. He is about as bizarre as she is. They were made for each other. They ought to make a movie. It would be a love story, and it would involve only one set.
jill on March 16th, 2008 1:57 am

How interesting. Most of us can agree that sitting on the toilet seat can be relaxing personal time. However, after 5 minutes, it’s time to get on with the day.

I guess she is dealing with a sickness and disorder, and now she is finally in a position to begin getting help.
Hannah on March 18th, 2008 5:26 pm

Where is the world headed… so if she was completly stuck to the seat that means for the passed two years she didnt wipe. That had to be one hell of a descusting tresure for everyone to experince…. gross…. haa nasty….
Janet on March 20th, 2008 11:58 am

I agree with Hannah. She coundn’t have wiped or anything. He brought her food and water, but after a certain point, you know she couldn’t even wash herself.
She must’ve been one stinky lady with a
half-wit boyfriend.