What do a Nude Activist and a Vegan Taxi Driver Have in Common?….
They’re both running for mayor of San Francisco….
1) George Davis
occupation: writer, nudist activist
platform to make golden gate park clothing optional, has been harassed by the san francisco police department, wants to head a non-violent cultural movement.
2) Grasshopper Alec Kaplan (yes, this is his real name -ed.)occupation: vegan taxicab driverrussian. english is his third language. will promote swift removal of bush, cheney, gonzales. provide affordable housing
4) Michael Powersoccupation: nightclub ownerowns the power exchange (nightclub) adult sexual liberation experience. wants to embrace tolerance, and possesses original thinking and social foresight.
5) John Rinaldioccupation: showmanconverted his truck to run on coffee grounds with zero emissions. wants a city that attracts artists, where innovation wins out over gentrification.
6) Harold M. Hoogasianoccupation: florist, coffee farmerwants to stop budget increases and the cost of living increases (amen!). plans to reduce the number of city employees wherever possible.
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Posted by WeaselZipper on October 21, 2007 8:31 pm
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Looks like SAN FRANCISCO has become the nations most wacky places i mean this place is a insane assilum