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Joke Of The Day

Thanks to a co-worker, who shall remain unnamed:

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the
road was an American Marine in a similar, but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and, as first aid was given to both men,
the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, “I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each
other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.”

“I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, low-life scum bag, and
he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for- nothing, fat, left-wing
liberal, democrat drunk.”

“So I yelled that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian !”
“He retaliated by yelling, ‘Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton’ !”

“And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck
hit us…

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Posted by RagingAnura on February 8, 2007 9:31 am

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One Response to “Joke Of The Day”

  1. Chocura750 on February 8th, 2007 3:03 pm

    I think this item is indicative of the value of this site.

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