Jack Bauer For Press Secretary
Hat tip: Publius Rendezvous
While some are taking a poll on Tony Snow, some have other ideas. Heh! Gateway Pundit, here’s your pitbull.
Further, a list has been compiled delienating the Top 10 changes that this new “Era of Bauer” would bring to the White House Press Corps.
(10) Positive stories about Bush increase 145% in his first hour alone.
(9) Five moles weeded out of press corps by Bauer.
(8) Ask a stupid question; get hooked up to the sensory deprivation device.
(7) Podium replaced with bullet-proof barrier with gun ports.
(6) All press conferences last an hour, with all tough questions coming at 45 minutes past the hour.
(5) By the end of a press conference, a minimum of 34 people would have been killed.
(4) “No comment” replaced by “We don’t have time for that question”.
(3) Gary Bauer mistakenly showed up to a press conference, once.
(2) All comments will be yelled.
(1) Blogs4Bauer starts to live-blogs press conferences.
More at GOP and the Cityand Blogs 4 Bauer
Meanwhile, Point Five has set up the Donald Rumsfeld Resignation Advisory System.
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Posted by Jay on April 19, 2006 6:49 pm
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I laughed when I read Cathouse Chat’s comment as it was actully liberal Cynthia McKinney who assaulted a police officer. Then there are those left wing actors and actresses that have a fondness for using phones as weapons of assault. I am sure we can go on.
As for threatening lawyers and reporters. I have heard both the left do it and feel well supported in their threats.