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Merry Christmas….

Posted on December 25, 2005

I have pirated the blog today, in anticipation of the Sunday funnies….Jay will probably edit the hades out of this and oput up the actual Sunday Funnies, but since I am up and he isn’t (apparently) I am going to take over the page for a bit and put up something non-PC (shocked aren’t ya’?).

Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

1. Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia — I Don’t Know if I’ll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks andTrees and Fire Hydrants and . . . . . .

6. Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8 . Full Personality Disorder– You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder —Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells . . . . .

10. Agoraphobia — I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia — Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder — I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So IBurned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder — Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.

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4 Responses to “Merry Christmas….”

  1. Jo on December 25th, 2005 7:38 am

    Merry Christmas to you and yours.

  2. FlatulusAncienne on December 25th, 2005 12:04 pm

    I could wish you seasons greetings,
    I could wish you happy holidays,
    but I wish you

    MERRY CHRISTMAS,

    because it’s Christ’s birthday.

  3. Margaret Romao Toigo on December 27th, 2005 5:37 pm

    Brilliant!

    kender, you appear to have a talent for comedy.

    And since it’s always politically correct, Happy New Year to all of you!

  4. kender on December 27th, 2005 7:42 pm

    Margaret, I wish this was mine but, alas, it was simply something that ploppped into my inbox.

    Happy New Year to you too.

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