1. Keep your priorities in order 2. Know when to act without hesitation

A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was
teaching
his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that
once and for all he was going to prove there was no God.

Addressing the ceiling he shouted: “GOD, if you are real, then I want you
to
knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by. “I’m waiting God, if you’re real knock me off this
platform!!!!”

Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, “Here I am,
God!!!
I’m still waiting!!!”

His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL, Just
released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and Newly
registered in the class, walked up to the Professor.

The SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling
from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!! The students were
stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The SEAL
nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent. The class
looked
at him and fell silent…waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at
the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and
could
speak he asked: “What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do
that”?

“God was really busy, protecting America’s soldiers, who are protecting
your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an a-hole, so he sent me!!”