It is Bad Poetry Time

Posted on July 9, 2005

This got written up after some anarchists tried to interrupt one of the G8 summits a few years back….(I think it was Seattle…may have been NYC, either way they made a huge mess and got off scot-free)….so enjoy it.

An Lament To Police Batons and Pepper Spray

Here’s to billy clubs and taser guns
And hosing down those folks that run
To gather in great unwashed masses
Holding signs that show they’re asses
That revel in pure ignorance
Completely lacking common sense
So chase ‘em down with pepper spray
Teach them lessons on this day
That blocking traffic is a crime
And anarchists should do their time
In cells with guys that like to rape
And other nasty reprobates
So they can see that law and order
Should be enforced, just like the border
But now the anarchists are safe
From blunt batons and cops with mace
And taser guns and pepper spray
And being locked up for the day
Beat on the punks we cannot do
‘Cause they will scream “ACLU”

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5 Responses to “It is Bad Poetry Time”

  1. Jay on July 9th, 2005 11:57 pm

    Bravo, glad to see you posting Kender.

  2. David Schantz on July 10th, 2005 2:23 am

    No one was arrested, beaten, hosed or tasered at the last protest I was a part of,but we couldn’t find a business that would let us in to use their rest rooms without walking about six blocks I don’t think the ACLU would have helped us since we were protesting the United Nations.I have a hard time deciding which is worse, the U.N. or the ACLU. I have posted my Question Of The Week, I hope you will stop by to answer it.

    God Bless America, God Save The Republic

  3. John Benton on July 10th, 2005 5:36 am

    HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  4. Gribbit on July 10th, 2005 6:03 am

    Out…standing Kender

  5. Amy Allen on July 10th, 2005 9:44 am

    Score one for free trade!!